Cheap Alpha Phi Omega Line Hat

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I was skeptical about purchasing this hat at first. I have a fear of bad hat hair and therefore avoid buying hats. But once my moderately average, astigmatism eyes viewed this glorious piece of manufactured attire, I knew there was no going back. I quickly purchased this item and paid the extra cha-ching to have it delivered next-day. When the UPS truck arrived at my house, I had already been peeking through my front window blinds for the last two hours. I bolted outside to greet the surprisingly young and buff truck driver. I signed my name and returned inside my home.

I slowly opened the package, ready to view the item I had purchased the previous day. When I removed the wrapping, I saw it...The APO hat was glowing! Yes, glowing! It was if the glory and magic that this hat holds was greeting me with it's soft, shiny caress. I lifted the hat to my slick, dark hair and placed it upon my head. The effects were immediate. I suddenly felt like I could accomplish all things regarding Leadership, Friendship and Service!

I didn't take this hat off for a solid month after purchasing it. During that time, I started 2 non-profits in my community, completed hundreds, if not thousands of service hours, and became friends with every human being I laid eyes upon. When my hat was seen by innocent, unknowing eyes, I was approached and asked about what the glorious Greek Letters meant. I was able to spread the magic of APO to everyone around me.

If you purchase this hat, you too will absorb the magic of Alpha Phi Omega. You will basically become Superman. I am also sure that this hat has teleporting abilities, but I am still in the process of figuring out the details. This is an item that you do not want to pass up!

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What a amazing product! I received this product in the appropriate shipping time and I put the hat on right away and something amazing happened! What they didn't put in the description was that this hat makes the wearer instantaneously a better leader. Something about seeing these letters flawlessly embroidered on a pristine, white hat makes everyone see your leadership potential glowing through your personality like glow stick of wisdom. I wear it to every meeting, convention, and job interview I have and they have all gone down better than a glass of milk on a cold day!

Pros: personality enhancement, gets jobs, trustworthy,loyal,helpful,friendly,courteous,kind,obedient,cheerful,thrifty,brave,clean, and reverent.

Cons: Sometimes my leadership shines too brightly and I end up being solicited by corporations to give presentations on how to be an effective leader. Oh well. #sorrynotsorry

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I was literally brought to tears once I put this on. You can only imagine the raw power granted to you by wearing an amazing hat such as this! For a long time I thought my life was already complete and that my head did not need a hat. I saw people in hats and thought to myself, "Why would they want to wear that? What's the point?" But now... I sleep in this hat. I wear it in the shower. I wore it to a job interview and GOT THE JOB. This hat is magical. The organization, Alpha Phi Omega, must have cast a magical spell on their letters because everybody who sees me wearing this hat tells me what a great person I am, how much they want to employ me, and some women have even asked for me to marry them and father their children. All because of THIS hat. Do you want a life like that? To live like a stud and to be the most important person at your school? In your office? Living on your block? Buy this hat. It's so reasonably priced that I cannot possibly conceive a single reason why you would ever NOT buy this hat.